Written for the third writerinadrawer challenge. Literally wrote this one in the space of an hour, so it's not my favourite piece. The prompt was 'Under the Influence' by the way, with some form of mustelid appearing in it (ferret, weasel etc)

The ending is completely tacked on, but I'm posting it as it appeared in the challenge. Will definitely be tweaking this one at some point though, because overall, I do think it has potential.